Monday, March 1, 2010

The Bachelor: ring-a-ding, dip sh*t

As a late comer to this season's the Bachelor, I only watched the final rose ceremony, admittedly only to find some vacation spots in St. Lucia. By the end of the season finale, I was able to draw direct sympathy with Facebook's "Live Feed" avid dislike of the infamous Vienna.

As I stand in line, albeit the back of it, I come up with a list of just a few ideas for a personal favorite Someecards.com:

1. I hope you bruise your knee.
2. I love watching pretty boys cry.
3. Two words: Shane. Lamas.
4. Never fall in love with a grammatically incorrect woman.
5. I'm only watching the final rose ceremony to find out the 11th Dancing With the Stars contestant.

Next up: AMERICA'S NEXT TOP MODEL.

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